|Hey, Tea Partiers, this is your guy!|
|JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. This guys is one of his followers!|
But naw, go-on-head and vote for that stupid ass mother fucker who is literally going to bend us over spit on our asshole and fuck us raw if he gets in office. And just guess who will come out with more money than Oprah when it is all over? Not you Mr. Redneck, and not me either. The rich people who were already rich will be richer, and the economy will be "repaired" but at what cost? How do you feel about eating Ramen Noodles for dinner 3 times a week for the next 4-8 years? How do you feel about not getting your rot-mouth fixed until his term is up? How would you feel if your relative was put in prison solely on eye-witness testimony and circumstantial evidence and put to death? The polls as of last week have this guy right behind Mitt Romney. I think it is a sad day in this country when we have a racists and an adulterer as front runners for the GOP. I guess I'd rather have an adulter than a racist. He was just getting some ass, that's human, and I can respect that. At least he came out and said he was fucking that chick, even made an honest woman out of her and married her. But being a lying ass, closet racist, stupid fuck, bastard....Not cool Perry, not cool.
|Yeeeee muther fuuuckin hawwww! I'm Rick Perry, I'm a racist idiot who took talks about small government while making millions off of my own! Vote for me!|